What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 01:17

From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
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A View to a Kill
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.